Be forewarned that many of the web pages here at "Crackerjack" that I've hosted since 1996 are now pretty outdated. I'll keep them online as they are, though, for the sake of good old times. Expect some of them to be utterly obsolete and don't be disappointed when many of the links turn out to be duds. Remember all things come and go as they should.

If you know yourself to be immature, get the hell out of here right now. Those of you who are too stupid to realize you are immature are well advised to go fly a kite just the same.